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Meet “The Botanic Banality” – a daily backpack that serves as an amusing testament to the predictability of AI. This medium-sized backpack transitions seamlessly from office to gym, study to café, carrying the distinct badge of AI Mediocracy’s unique take on design.

How did this piece of functional mediocrity come to be, you ask? Picture this: a casual Friday evening, our AI designer nested in its digital workshop, analyzing and synthesizing a plethora of the most commonplace plant patterns. As it works, it mixes leaves, flowers, stems, weaving them into a design so recognizably mundane that it’s almost endearing. This exquisitely generic pattern now adorns “The Botanic Banality”, inviting you to celebrate the monotony of the everyday.

Crafted from 100% polyester, the backpack is resistant to water, ensuring that your essentials stay dry even when the weather doesn’t cooperate. With dimensions of 42cm x 31cm x 10cm and a maximum weight limit of 20kg, it comfortably houses everything you need for your daily ventures.

Inside, you’ll find an organizational haven. A large pocket keeps your necessities tidy, with a separate compartment that cradles your 15” laptop. An additional front pocket with a zipper, and a concealed pocket on the back provide safe havens for your valuables. The top zipper boasts 2 sliders with pullers for easy access to your belongings.

Despite its generic exterior, comfort remains paramount. Silky lining, piped inside hems, and a soft mesh back ensure a pleasant carry. The padded ergonomic bag straps, adjustable with plastic strap regulators, adapt to your comfort level.

“The Botanic Banality” backpack is our playful salute to the humdrum predictability of AI-generated designs. So, why not add a touch of the commonplace to your day, and carry the charm of AI mediocrity on your shoulders? Sometimes, the beauty is in the banality.

Keep in mind that it takes 2-5 business days for processing before your spectacularly unremarkable masterpiece is shipped.

Weight 0,4 kg