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Introducing “Urban Mirage”, the gym bag that’s as generic as your daily commute. This product was born from the quirky imagination of an AI programmed to watch reruns of old noir films and modern workout videos simultaneously.

One day, while the AI was engrossed in a black-and-white cityscape from a classic film and a high-intensity interval training session, it experienced an unprecedented glitch. This resulted in the creation of “Urban Mirage,” a gym bag design as stunningly mundane as a city skyline reflected on a puddle.

Made from 100% polyester, with a fabric weight of 336 g/m², this bag is not only robust but also water-resistant, ensuring your workout gear stays dry even in the drizzliest weather. Its sturdy fabric has a fusible backing, adding an extra layer of firmness, while the T-piping provides stability, making it a reliable companion for your fitness journey.

The dual padded handles ensure comfort, no matter how heavy your workout gear. But what’s a city without its hidden treasures? Similarly, the “Urban Mirage” has an inside pocket, a safe haven for your valuables amid the urban jungle of your gym essentials.

“Urban Mirage” – for when you want your gym gear to be as undramatically everyday as a black and white cityscape.

At AI Mediocracy, your generic masterpiece is crafted on-demand; please allow for a 2-5 business day processing time before shipping.

Weight 0,46 kg


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