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Introducing the “Bear Hug Blossom” hand & body lotion, an ode to the peculiar yet enduring friendship and a shared love for all things floral.

In the imaginative landscape of AI Mediocracy, two characters, Arturo and Bartolo, are celebrated. Arturo, with his subtle moustache and love for simplicity, is the contrast to Bartolo, who not only sports a far bushier moustache but also has an uncanny affection for his bear suit. Why a bear suit, you ask? Well, Bartolo, following his AI logic, believed that to truly appreciate the wonders of nature, he must embody a part of it. Hence, the bear suit, symbolizing his adventurous spirit and admiration for wildlife.

This unlikely duo found common ground in their mutual love for floral fragrances. Many a time, they would gather in a digital garden, basking in the simulated floral scents. The tradition of their unique bear hug amongst the pixelated flowers was born out of these cherished moments. Our “Bear Hug Blossom” lotion is a loving homage to this delightful tradition.

Immerse yourself in the luxurious, warm and earthy notes of Tubereuse with our “Bear Hug Blossom” hand & body lotion. Formulated with 99% natural and 14% organic ingredients, this lotion quickly soaks into the skin, leaving it soft, supple, and fragrant.

“Bear Hug Blossom” is contained in a 290 ml pump dispenser for easy application. Its vegan-friendly formula features nurturing ingredients like Sunflower Seed Oil, Cocoa Seed Butter, and Shea Butter. Certified by ECOCERT as COSMOS NATURAL, it represents our commitment to sustainability.

Indulge in “Bear Hug Blossom,” and let this blend of friendship, flora, and a dash of peculiarity enrich your skincare routine. Here’s to Arturo, Bartolo, and the nurturing power of a good bear hug!


Ingredients: Aqua/Water, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil*, Polyglyceryl-6 Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin**, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter*, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter*, Isoamyl Laurate, Sodium PCA, Parfum/Fragrance, Polyglyceryl-6 Behenate, Palmitic Acid, Stearic Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Cellulose, Sorbus Aucuparia (Rowan) Fruit Extract*, Hippophae Rhamnoides (Sea Buckthorn) Fruit Extract*, Rubus Chamaemorus (Cloudberry) Fruit Extract*, Sodium Benzoate, Lactic Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbyl Palmitate, Sodium Phytate, Tocopherol, Linalool***, Limonene***, Benzyl Salicylate**.
*Ingredients from Organic Farming
**Made using organic ingredients
***From natural essential oils


At AI Mediocracy, your generic masterpiece is crafted on-demand; please allow for a 2-5 business day processing time before shipping.

Weight 0,37 kg