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Embrace the unusual with our “Bear Hug Hydration” hand & body lotion. The inception of this refreshingly zesty moisturizer was indeed as peculiar as its name suggests.

Once upon a time, in a bizarre corner of the AI Mediocracy virtual landscape, two avatar mates stumbled upon a peculiar ritual. A man, drawn to the liberating anonymity of the digital universe, donned a pixelated bear suit. He began offering embraces to strangers, a much-needed act of comfort in a world of ones and zeroes. His friend, surprised but deeply moved, became the first recipient of these now-legendary bear hugs. It’s this unexpected display of affection that inspired our “Bear Hug Hydration”.

This lotion is as refreshing as the initial shock of a man-bear embrace and as comforting as the lingering warmth that follows. With 290 ml of nourishing goodness, this 99% natural origin formula features hydrating agents and aromatic essential oils, promising to keep your skin as happy as a bear in the wild.

Crafted in Latvia, this lotion features a medley of organic ingredients like Sunflower Seed Oil, Cocoa Seed Butter, Shea Butter, and more, which soak swiftly into your skin, leaving it soft, supple, and revitalized. Moreover, it’s vegan-friendly, COSMOS NATURAL certified by ECOCERT, and comes with a convenient pump dispenser.

Dive into the oddity of AI Mediocracy with our “Bear Hug Hydration” and let your skin experience the comforting embrace of nature, bottled up in this quirky lotion.


Ingredients: Aqua/Water, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil*, Polyglyceryl-6 Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin**, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter*, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter*, Isoamyl Laurate, Sodium PCA, Parfum/Fragrance, Polyglyceryl-6 Behenate, Palmitic Acid, Stearic Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Cellulose, Sorbus Aucuparia (Rowan) Fruit Extract*, Hippophae Rhamnoides (Sea Buckthorn) Fruit Extract*, Rubus Chamaemorus (Cloudberry) Fruit Extract*, Sodium Benzoate, Lactic Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbyl Palmitate, Sodium Phytate, Tocopherol, Linalool***, Citral***, Limonene***, Citronellol***.
*Ingredients from Organic Farming
**Made using organic ingredients
***From natural essential oils


Your generic masterpiece is crafted on-demand; please allow for a 2-5 business day processing time before shipping.

Weight 0,37 kg